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Homeland Security just took my air conditioner

I almost don't know where to start this story, but honestly, you just can't make this stuff up. This has been going on in Boston today: WCVB News Story Link BOSTON -- Five "hoax devices" were found at...

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 Aqua Teens Terrorize Boston

In news that doesn't exactly fill me with confidence in our Homeland Security forces, downtown Boston was shut down today by . . . an Aqua Teen Hunger Force marketing campaign. A suspicious package...

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Media censors Aqua Teen Hunger Force bomb hoax photos

Boston was terrified today.  There was a threat in the streets; something that could do irreparable harm to the people of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts.  Something that, if not found and...

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In Defense of us Bostonian 'Morons'

RealApparent pipe bombs were apparently being found at the same time all this was going on. Note: commenters were correct; I wrote this a little too quickly and misspoke. The point was that there were...

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Boston Litebrite Bombers Gives the Media the Respect they Deserve

For anyone following this story, it just gets better and better. Watch this amazing Press Conference Peter Berdovsky, 27, and Sean Stevens, 28 give. Of coarse Fox noise breaks in to show their viewers...

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Boston: When it Became a Hoax

When two men working for a marketing company placed textbook-sized electronic devices consisting of batteries, wires, circuit boards, and LEDs in the pattern of a cartoon character on several locations...

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What Does Random Panic Protect Us From?

[ I wrote this post for the Massachusetts political blog Blue Mass Group. ] Boston and Massachusetts officials, and some people here at Blue Mass Group, have tried to justify Boston's overreaction to...

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Mooninites Admit to Causing Swine Flu

Claim to have brought pig back from homeworld BOSTON - Ignignokt and Err, the Mooninites responsible for the near-devastating non-attacks on Boston in 2007, held a press conference today at the base of...

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